2008 Woodie Awards
Did you hear that... ?
Issue date: 8/29/08 Section: Features
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Boy: Well, fine. I'll just look it up myself. *pause* (to himself) This doesn't look right...
Girl: Maybe that's because you're using a thesaurus instead of a dictionary.
Guy 1: I learned from the Bible that you're not supposed to sin upon others, even if they sin upon you.
Guy 2: I'm gonna sin upon your face later.
Third-party observer: That sounds dirty.
Guy 2: I don't even know anymore.
Boy: Yeah, I'm really getting involved with extracurriculars this semester. I joined four honor societies.
Girl:…isn't that just like doing the same thing four times?
Professor: Persuasion. It's like when you're trying to decide where to go to lunch and the size-2 girl is like 'I wanna go to SouperSalad 'cuz they have a half-meal special' and you're like 'No thank you, I don't like rabbit food.'
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