Although you have compiled a nice list about the different varieties of kisses, what list in The Batt is complete with mentioning the millions of kisses that we Aggies score when The Fightin' Texas Aggie football team scores?

I lol'd.

Dear Nicole Alvarado,


VD Sealed with a kiss? Really?

Did it ever cross your mind that VD, beside standing for Valentine's Day, can also stands for venereal disease?

Great title.

Thanks,

Turd J. Ferguson

"VD sealed with a kiss" is a rather amusing headline. If you google VD, the first 5 results all reference Venerial Disease. It seems logical though that the first step down the path to getting VD is probably a kiss, so ultimately the headline does make sense, just not how the authors probably intended though. Thanks for a good chuckle.

So what does this have to do with VD, aka venereal disease. Come on batt editors. Do your job. This headline should never have happened.

What about kissing on Kyle field or under neath the Century Tree? Aggie kisses are the best!

Dear TurdFerguson and Aggie1997,

I apologize to the world for the fact that you two have no sense of humor whatsoever. I would understand if you just didn't think it was funny (I don't). But what's actually funny id that you two don't even get it.

Joe

We at the shorthorn at UTA thought the headline was funny, and it should have been repackaged with the article titled "Feel the Burn" on the opinion page this week