Nuclear Radiological engineering greatest major in the world.
All other majors are run by little girls.
Nuclear number one exporter of energy.
Other majors have inferior energy

Nuclear reactor home of spent fuel swimming pool.
It's length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Nuclear, nuclear you very nice.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Nuclear friend of all except Italians.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Nuclear industry best in the world.
We invented coffee and trouser belt.
Nuclear plant prostitutes cleanest.
Except of course Turkmenistan's

Nuclear, Nuclear you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face! .