Sweet article, did you actually do the research for this in person... because I'd be impressed if you did.

This made it into the Batt how?

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C'mon guys, stupid stories like this are the reasons we get made fun of outside of Aggieland. I'm not saying the alarm clock makes for riveting reading, but seriously...a story about buying an alarm clock to wake you up?

I am glad this was written, I have a hard time getting up, who would have thought that a simple alarm clock could have solved this. Thanks!

Omigosh. Now I'll NEVER sleep through my 0800 class again! An alarm clock!? Who would have thought? Thank you so so so much for writing this TERRIFIC article! I'm on my way to Target to buy one now!

OMG!!! AN amazing new advention that totally wakes u up!! U gotta get one, cuz, like, u just can't wake up and get rid of that tired face without one, totally.

Seriously, I hope this story wasn't done as part of your thesis work or something. Next, you'll be reporting that John Kennedy was in fact a president, and that water covers 2/3 of the earth. I mean, who would have thought about that.

That's why all of you ags are such a joke. It's 2008 and you still haven't dicovered the alarm clock. While we're at it, if you feel like you're about to pass out, try breathing. Holy crap.

What's particularly sad is that many of the writers for The Batt are told to write these stupid stories. So their supervisors are forcing them to look like slack-jawed idiots.