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Two girls talking after the Super Bowl Girl 1: "So who won?" Girl 2: "Um. The pirates."

Two girls talking at Sbisa Girl 1: "Do you get paid hourly?" Girl 2: "At the hotel?"

Professor after door slams loudly "I felt like I was back in Vietnam. And that's really serious since I wasn't in Vietnam."

Two guys talking in the MSC Guy 1: "Good seeing ya! We need to kill some martians together soon." Guy 2: "Yeah, sounds like fun!"

Girl talking on her phone in the MSC "I've seen like eight people I know in the MSC tonight. What will I do when it closes?" (Listening on phone) "Yeah, I guess I'll have to actually go to their house."

Student before class "If there was no God, then how do Kleenex pop up?"

Two guys talking at Sbisa Guy 1: "I hate the cold. I have to wear pants." Guy 2:"It's not like the world is going to stop if people can't see your legs."

Two girls talking after class Girl 1: "I ate a whole box of Girl Scout cookies last night." Girl 2: "Were you having a bad day?" Girl 1: "No. I just felt like pigging out."

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